Best Thanksgiving Twitter Tweets
29 November 2009
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The Best Thanksgiving Tweets Found On Twitter
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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone – Here They Are
Tofurkey can go tofucky itself.
Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJEf9uRFCEY
It's Thanksgiving. What is Charlie Weis thankful for? Guaranteed contracts
I already celebrated Thanksgiving. Ate a whole turkey this morning. You gotta stay ahead of the game.
Every turkey that George W. Bush ever pardoned was a member of Skull and Bones. FACT.
headed home for thanksgiving. i can't wait to sit around the table and have everyone say why they're thankful for me.
Good luck to all the vegans who have to eat Thanksgiving dinner with their meat-eating relatives. Embrace the awkwardness.
Bill Clinton once pardoned a tofurkey, but it went ahead and killed itself anyway. Life is cruel for those godless perversions of science.
I was going to pardon the turkey my wife brought home but it's dead already...
RT @frankrossitano Thanksgiving is about eating as much food as you can, and living to tell about it.
I am making stuffing for people I don't like. So i'm hiding marbles in it. Just like the Indians on the first Thanksgiving.
This Thanksgiving, I'll speak to family members I'm not that close to using @ replies. "Pass the salad @ Aunt Millie."
It's Thanksgiving. What's Les Miles thankful for? Doesn't matter- whatever he says, he'll deny it later...
"i'll pass" is what i say on thanksgiving not only to her sweet potatoes, but to my crazy aunt's backhanded compliments.
I am thankful for Dolphins and Shit.
A lot to be thankful for. I'm thankful for straight pubes. Thankful that I have a commercial agent. Um...that's it.
Lots of people traveling today. I'm time traveling. Gonna have Thanksgiving w/ my grandkids and slap the crap out of them.
I am thankful that S. Korea won 31 medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Mexico only had one medal. Hahaha!
It's Thanksgiving. What's Ryan Leaf thankful for? The Cinnabon he works at is closed for the holiday...
lots of greasy grandma fists about to start plunging into turkeys. cant wait.
Playing Rock Band with the family. Nephew just told me to "put my tits in the oven." WTF?
Isn't it enough that we have to deal with relatives on Thanksgiving- do we need the added burden of the Raiders too?
America is only the third-most overweight nation in the world, but all that could change today. USA! USA!
People love me so much that they send me chain text messages to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. How thoughtful and original of them...
Watch me "roast" a Thanksgiving turkey!!!!
http://www.bonniehunt.com/videos/?mediaKey=34eba505-3e99-4eb9-a9c8-8e0f1b1813b5&isShareURL=true
Happy Thanksgiving you turkey whores!! Can't wait to dig in to some breast. And to rub some gravy all over my body. To each their own.
Just finished practice,is it me or do you get text messages from people on holidays you ain't heard from in a long tme, #justsaying
And a Happy Thanksgiving to Canada too, our 51st state!
Thanksgiving update. At Jay Cutler's house, he tried to pass the gravy to his wife but it was picked off by some dude
Boom! Happy Turducken Day! http://bit.ly/8ewGhA
I am thankful today for the two old ladies next to me at Starbucks talking incredulously about how "black people call each other brothers."
People who say 'to you and yours', or refer to Thanksgiving as 'turkey day' should be immidiately decapitated.
Wow! The Lions are awful. How did they not get bailed out like the rest of Detroit's losing franchises?
If there are raisins in the stuffing I'm going to flip the table over like DeNiro in Raging Bull.
I'm gonna come up with a good Thanksgiving joke and get back to you next year.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.
If turkeys didn't want to be eaten, they wouldn't taste so good.
Put acid in my turkey to make it super Triptophan
I bet the guy that invented gravy is getting so laid right now.
Just got a nap, ready for round 2, operation fat ass is still in effect
"You see turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna. Someone needs to tell the turkeys: Man, just be yourself." Thanks, Mitch.
This thanksgiving is "relatively" annoying.
RT @warrenellis: Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day
#ThanksgivingCheckList another ex-girlfriend has a baby: check
universal acceptance of the term "Black Friday" makes me uncomfortable.
Every holiday I spend with friends is one holiday closer to never spending another holiday with family.
Tyler Perry presents: Black Friday
I love Thanksgiving but the worst part is seeing what gravy looks like after being in the fridge.
"If marijuana was legalized, we'd be in the kitchen stuffing this turkey with chips." #familyconversations -w
Figures I'd be heading back to the US on "black friday.". (It's personal).
Have a great African-American Friday everybody.
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