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		<description><![CDATA[Josh Sneed a funny stand up comic and entrepreneur who is from my hometown of Cincinnati, OH.  His road the comedy excellence is an interesting one as he once worked in a nice office for Proctor &#038; Gamble....a well paying and very profitable company who makes almost everything. ]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 14px;">Josh Sneed a funny stand up comic and entrepreneur who is from my hometown of Cincinnati, OH. &nbsp;</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 14px;">His road the comedy excellence is an interesting one as he once worked in a nice office for Proctor &amp; Gamble&#8230;.a well paying and very profitable company who makes almost everything.&nbsp;<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 14px;"><img align="left" alt="" height="126" src="http://www.funny-tweets.com/wp-content/uploads/Josh-Sneed_photo_large.jpg" width="190" />Josh has since left P&amp;G and has established a solid reputation around the comedy community as he has been a guest on the <a href="http://www.bobandtom.com" target="_blank">Bob &amp; Tom Show</a>, has&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 14px;">opened for Ron White, Bill Engvall, Mitch Hedburg, Dave Attell, Larry The Cable Guy, Dane Cook &amp; Lewis Black. &nbsp;He has been featured&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 14px;">on </span><span style="font-size: 14px;"><a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=84623&amp;title=ccp-josh-sneed" target="_blank">Comedy Central Presents: Josh Sneed</a> and Comedy Central&#39;s <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=42056&amp;title=josh-sneed-baseball" target="_blank">Premium Blend</a></span>&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;and finished <strong>2nd</strong> out of 100 in Comedy Central&#39;s 2008 top comedians Annual Stand-up Show Down. You can find Josh currently headlining comedy clubs across the Country as he is obviously no stranger to winning and making people laugh&#8230;.he notes on his website that he once threw a softball through a tire in 4th grade which netted him the coveted &quot;Blue Ribbon&quot;&#8230;.and possibly starting a love for Pabst &quot;Blue Ribbon&quot; Beer.&nbsp;</span></p>
<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;">As far as Twitter comedians go he is one of the better ones as he doesn&#39;t tweet TOO often but when he does, it is usually Funny&#8230;Go ahead and check out his latest tweet, You can <a href="http://twitter.com/joshsneed" target="_blank">FOLLOW Josh Sneed</a> by clicking any of the tweets down below and don&#39;t forget to take a look at the 2 videos we posted at the bottom of the page.</span></p>
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				was
at the Huddle House and saw a Prayer Request Box next to a Juke Box on
the wall. I wrote on a piece of paper... <a href="http://bit.ly/jVZYe" rel="external">http://bit.ly/jVZYe</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/4864360253" rel="external">14-10-2009 15:33:08</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.facebook.com/twitter" rel="nofollow">Facebook</a></span> 
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				Finding a clean toilet in an airport bathroom is such a crap shoot.  <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=punday' rel='external'>#punday</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/4619154897" rel="external">5-10-2009 02:58:17</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				Agassi used meth? This shouldn't be news to anyone who remembers his mullet, neon tank top, and short jean shorts phase.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/5234562454" rel="external">28-10-2009 16:43:18</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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				Between the snow here in Cincinnati and 99% of the Winter Olympic athletes, this is the whitest Black History Month ever.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/9159866664" rel="external">15-2-2010 23:32:59</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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				Apparently the cure for Tiger's disease is MASTERbation.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/10601197474" rel="external">17-3-2010 02:36:13</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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				The NCAA Sweet 16 is just like MTV's Sweet 16. The kids who think it should be handed to them, whine when they don't get it.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/10931408012" rel="external">23-3-2010 15:53:53</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				I think there's something really uncomfortable about watching a grown man drink chocolate milk. I feel bad for everyone who can see me.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/16381476817" rel="external">17-6-2010 11:39:43</a></span> 
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				If people give me a funny look when I come out of the stall, I'll just tell them I was watching the World Cup on my iPhone.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/16259153501" rel="external">15-6-2010 22:24:16</a></span> 
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				Everyone please say a prayer for me. If the <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=Reds' rel='external'>#Reds</a> somehow get Cliff Lee, I might have a heart attack.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/17662258062" rel="external">3-7-2010 16:39:58</a></span> 
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				Mickey &amp; Minnie couldn't be reached for comment, but I think the whole thing sounds Goofy. - <a href="http://bit.ly/9c5z1j" rel="external">http://bit.ly/9c5z1j</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/17884458310" rel="external">6-7-2010 17:52:14</a></span> 
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				How awesome would it be if Lebron announced he was going to play for the Washington Generals?

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/17981103600" rel="external">7-7-2010 21:01:34</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				Rioting in Cleveland right now. I hope they set the river on fire again.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/18095593224" rel="external">9-7-2010 05:45:17</a></span> 
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				I think I speak for our entire state of Ohio. <a href="http://twitpic.com/23nzer" rel="external">http://twitpic.com/23nzer</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/18096622517" rel="external">9-7-2010 06:05:41</a></span> 
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			<strong>(Josh Sneed)</strong>
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				<a href="http://www.twitter.com/KingJames" rel="external">@KingJames</a> - I'm sure you've got a lot going on down there in MIA, so if you need someone to house sit for you, let me know.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/18124632693" rel="external">9-7-2010 15:03:03</a></span> 
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				<span> in reply to LeBron James</span>
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				Periods. on. Twitter. are. supposed. to. show. that. you. mean. business. I've. got. nothing. except. periods.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/17252309320" rel="external">28-6-2010 13:46:49</a></span> 
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				went to a new dentist yesterday that gives you a cookie on your way out. It was like the circle of life or something.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/JoshSneed/status/17431413817" rel="external">30-6-2010 17:54:38</a></span> 
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		<title>Comedian Roy Wood Jr&#8217;s Twitter</title>
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I have been a big fan of @RoyWoodJr since I first heard him on the Bob &#38; Tom show back in 2005 but he is now a finalist in NBC&#39;s Last Comic Standing.&#160; Now Roy has been doing comedy for much longer than that and you probably will recognize him from his appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Chelsea Lately, BET&#39;s Comicview, Last Comic Standing, Def Comedy Jam or you have seen his act while on Tour.&#160; Click to see tour dates.&#160;

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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">I have been a big fan of @<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr">RoyWoodJr</a> since I first heard him on the <a href="http://www.bobandtom.com/">Bob &amp; Tom show</a> back in 2005 but he is now a finalist in <strong>NBC&#39;s Last Comic Standing</strong>.&nbsp; Now Roy has been doing comedy for much longer than that and you probably will recognize him from his appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Chelsea Lately, BET&#39;s Comicview, Last Comic Standing, Def Comedy Jam or you have seen his act while on Tour.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.roywoodjr.com/tour.html" target="_blank">Click to see tour dates</a>.&nbsp;</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img align="left" alt="" height="201" src="http://www.funny-tweets.com/wp-content/uploads/Roy Wood Jr Funny Twitter Tweets(1).jpg" style="width: 201px; height: 201px;" width="201" /></p>
<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;">I&#39;m a bit partial to southern comedians (I live in SC) and as I mentioned before Roy Wood Jr represents the South, and does it well.&nbsp; Roy comes from what is known as the &quot;Dirty South&quot; and that is Alabama.&nbsp; A place where things can get so dirty they don&#39;t even know the price of soap. (For those of you who do not listen to old rap or are not from the South the Term &quot;Dirty South&quot; is not an insult.&nbsp; It is a term of endearment made popular by either Goodie Mob or Timbaland).</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">At any rate if you go to <a href="http://www.roywoodjr.com" target="_blank">Roy Wood Jr&#39;s website</a> you will be able to see some of the awesome work he has done for the Troops of The United States as well as listen to some of Roy&#39;s hilarious pranks.&nbsp; I used to prank call people in high school, I loved cd&#39;s by Adam Sandler &amp; The Crank Yankers and I am telling you Roy Wood Jr is the best prank callers out there, go check it out.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">Here you will find some of Roy Wood Jr&#39;s&nbsp; funny tweets and some stand up video/pranks.&nbsp; Check him out on Tour, get his comedy CD or at the very least follow him on Twitter &amp; Retweet.</span></p>
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				Watching 'Larry King' on CNN. Michelle Obama's Brother look like a bald headed version of her. eerie resemblance <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=reggie' rel='external'>#reggie</a>&amp;cherylmiller

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12557041392" rel="external">21-4-2010 04:05:09</a></span> 
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				The lady at the front desk breath smell like a pay phone mouthpiece. Should've stayed at a Holiday Inn. <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=monstermouth' rel='external'>#monstermouth</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12686043572" rel="external">23-4-2010 05:45:03</a></span> 
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				If comedy doesnt work out then ill get a job near Shit Creek selling paddles. <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=getrichquick' rel='external'>#getrichquick</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12658819527" rel="external">22-4-2010 20:15:44</a></span> 
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				When I have kids. Jack Bauer will be in charge of interrogating them for making bad grades in school. <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=whoareyouworkingfor' rel='external'>#whoareyouworkingfor</a>?!

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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				Chair wins. Fatality!! <a href="http://bit.ly/29mw54" rel="external">http://bit.ly/29mw54</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12438557570" rel="external">19-4-2010 04:41:59</a></span> 
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				MOM: So the US Navy is gonna fly you out there to do shows on their ships? ME: Yeah  MOM: Who you think you are? The Black Bob Hope?

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12366102395" rel="external">17-4-2010 23:15:38</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				You know its gonna be a good story when it starts w/ "Aye n*gga you remember that chick that got caught stealing BBQ?!"

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12362383613" rel="external">17-4-2010 21:37:25</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				What's easier? Getting a stolen hand gun w/ the serial numbers scratched off? Or Getting an egg McMuffin @ 10:37 am?

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12344196384" rel="external">17-4-2010 14:39:04</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				What's easier. Getting an airplane to return to the airport b/c u forgot something. Or Getting an egg McMuffin @ 10:37am? <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=fuxmacd' rel='external'>#fuxmacd</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12344908235" rel="external">17-4-2010 14:53:51</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				Shotout 2 this Mexican leaving Best Buy w/ a 50in flat screen hangin out the truck of a '92 Corolla. <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=prioritiesinorder' rel='external'>#prioritiesinorder</a>

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12056684281" rel="external">12-4-2010 17:19:35</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				Ahh Laundry Day. Or as I call it. "Sniff everything in my luggage and see if I can get one more wearing out of it...Day"

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/11941900157" rel="external">10-4-2010 15:28:12</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=mustymouthtweet' rel='external'>#mustymouthtweet</a>

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12451793505" rel="external">19-4-2010 12:01:30</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				Chair wins. Fatality!! <a href="http://bit.ly/29mw54" rel="external">http://bit.ly/29mw54</a>

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/12438557570" rel="external">19-4-2010 04:41:59</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				"And he said unto his brethren, A man shall not poketh another man on facebook for thine is gayeth" <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=lostbibleverses' rel='external'>#lostbibleverses</a>

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/13372288531" rel="external">4-5-2010 16:23:01</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				Apt. application approved. 2day is now moving day. Do Mexicans work on Cinco De Mayo? Hope so, I need some help moving.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/13442943488" rel="external">5-5-2010 19:22:49</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				<a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=badoilspilljokes' rel='external'>#badoilspilljokes</a> does this mean the Cubans who swim over to Miami will be mistaken for Hatians?

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/14507365661" rel="external">22-5-2010 17:48:46</a></span> 
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				Love it or hate it. you gotta admit that oil spill is putting up a helluva fight. This should be on Pay-Per-View.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/15038581917" rel="external">30-5-2010 12:39:12</a></span> 
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Twitter page : Roy Wood, Jr." rel="external">roywoodjr</a></em>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				New hobby, Facebooking people who lose on gameshows and tellin em how much they sucked <a href='http://search.twitter.com/search?q=motivator' rel='external'>#motivator</a>

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/16468224340" rel="external">18-6-2010 13:01:07</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Roy Wood, Jr." class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/roywoodjr_n" alt="roywoodjr" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr" title="Twitter page : Roy Wood, Jr." rel="external">roywoodjr</a></em>
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			<strong>(Roy Wood, Jr.)</strong>
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				Ahhhh the 4th of July. When I get to play my favorite game. "Gunshots or Fireworks?"

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/roywoodjr/status/17763975987" rel="external">5-7-2010 03:43:56</a></span> 
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		<title>Rob Huebel Twitter &#124; Comedian of Twitter</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don't know who Rob Huebel is exactly I am SURE you have seen him somewhere.  Rob gets special placement because he hails from South Carolina (Where I live) but get's less preference because he attended Clemson University...the Arch Rival of My University of South Carolina Gamecocks.  So in the end, it's all the same. Rob Huebel is an Actor/Comedian who is currently active writing. producing and performing for his MTV sketch Show "The Human Giant".  He can also be recognized as]]></description>
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<h1 style="text-align: center">Rob Huebel&#39;s Funny Twitter Tweets &amp; More</h1>
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<p><span style="font-size: 14px">Many of you may not know who Rob Huebel exactly is but&nbsp;I am SURE you have seen him somewhere.&nbsp; Rob gets special placement because he hails from South Carolina (Where I live) but get&#39;s less preference because he attended Clemson University&#8230;the Arch Rival of My University of South Carolina Gamecocks.&nbsp; So in the end, it&#39;s all the same.&nbsp;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 14px">Rob Huebel is an Actor/Comedian who is currently active writing. producing and performing for his MTV sketch Show <a href="http://thehumangiant.com/">&quot;The Human Giant&quot;</a>.&nbsp; He can also be recognized as an extreme form of &quot;LA douchebag&quot; in The Hilarious Movie &quot;I love You Man&quot;.&nbsp; He has produced The Daily Show and been a character actor on Late Night With Conan O&#39;Brien, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development &amp; a panelist for Worst Week Ever on VH1.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 14px">If that isn&#39;t enough to jog your memory, I am sure most of you have seen a movie in the past few years.&nbsp; Rob play&#39;s the &quot;Inconsiderate Cell Phone Guy&quot; before the movie starts.&nbsp; You can see that video further down the page along with multiple video&#39;s on Rob&#39;s website <a href="http://robhuebel.com/">robhuebel.com</a>.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 14px">So this website is about Twitter and Rob Huebel is a master of Obscure, sometimes worrisome Funny Tweets.&nbsp; He and a group of fellow actors/comedians/waiters started &quot;TwitFlix&quot;.&nbsp; TwitFlix is a flipping fantastic idea and how it started was when this group of 30 people or so decided to go see the Premier of Crank 2:High Voltage and live tweet throughout the movie.&nbsp; There was some controversy over the first Twitflix, NOT by people who were actually attended the movie but by of course some old whiney movie producers and critics.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 14px">Down Below you will find Rob&#39;s latest tweet as well as a collection of His Funny Tweet&#39;s that have been posted on this site and a couple videos.</span></p>
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<h2>Rob Huebel&#39;s Most Recent Tweet</h2>
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<h2>Rob Huebel&#39;s Featured Twitter Tweets</h2>
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				Just got kicked out of my pottery class. I seem to have made one too many dick-shaped things. It's a gift.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/9453816057" rel="external">22-2-2010 01:13:36</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				I sometimes worry when I'm watching internet pornography that somehow my webcam is on.  Or that my phone in my pocket has called my mom.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/9495213502" rel="external">22-2-2010 21:56:37</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				Newsflash for all mannequins!  You aren't fooling anyone.  We don't think you're humans so quit trying to trick us!  Idiots.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/9537920102" rel="external">23-2-2010 18:56:29</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				It seems like women's bobsledding teams should invest some money in cameltoe prevention.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/9607805682" rel="external">25-2-2010 03:13:27</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				One day I'd like to jump out of a birthday cake and throw an axe at my arch enemy. Is that too much to ask?

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/8215230137" rel="external">26-1-2010 01:15:13</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				I have a physical today.  Some stranger is going to touch my privates.  And put something inside of me.  And handle my urine.  For free.

		</div>
	</div>
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		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/8253940539" rel="external">26-1-2010 22:45:59</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw7098341811" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				I thought farts would sound different around the world but no.

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	</div>
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		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/7098341811" rel="external">27-12-2009 19:40:25</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw7381243783" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				Tension at the dentist's office.  His hands were in my mouth and I go, "hope you've never masturbated, ever".  Got slapped in face.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/7381243783" rel="external">4-1-2010 22:28:57</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6483629111" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				The Charlie Brown Christmas special is on tonight. The one where Linus shoots that reindeer in the face in the busted coke deal.

		</div>
	</div>
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		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6483629111" rel="external">9-12-2009 02:23:48</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://orangatame.com/products/twitterberry/" rel="nofollow">TwitterBerry</a></span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6646834783" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				Got a Christmas card from an old girlfriend with her kids on it.  They are ugly.  Could have been avoided if they'd been mine.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6646834783" rel="external">14-12-2009 01:31:32</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6752081899" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				I wonder how many people with cameltoe are standing under mistletoe right at this moment.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6752081899" rel="external">17-12-2009 03:02:58</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6298393914" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				I just had a glass of V8 juice before bed.  Because I enjoy thick and spicy beverages that people soak in when a skunk sprays them.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6298393914" rel="external">3-12-2009 08:50:39</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6354755269" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				One day I will have my own brand of Vodka called, "LeVar Burton's Slut Juice".

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6354755269" rel="external">5-12-2009 00:41:26</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6437546582" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				It's raining hard in LA.  People are running everywhere terrified.  It would be like if Zombies attacked your town.  With laser guns.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6437546582" rel="external">7-12-2009 18:10:07</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6514126398" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				Guy 2 seats up was watching 'I Love You Man' dvd.  Then walked by me, stopped, pointed and goes, "asshole".  Kept walking.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6514126398" rel="external">10-12-2009 00:24:29</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6514330948" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				You really think that flimsy curtain is keeping me out of 1st class?  Show New Moon up there &amp; I'll rip thru that thing like a cheap condom.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6514330948" rel="external">10-12-2009 00:31:28</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6514633171" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				The Mile High Club isn't really a club.  It's a group.  A group of gross people that no one on earth will fuck.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6514633171" rel="external">10-12-2009 00:41:38</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6646834783" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				Got a Christmas card from an old girlfriend with her kids on it.  They are ugly.  Could have been avoided if they'd been mine.

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6646834783" rel="external">14-12-2009 01:31:32</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6709830309" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				Just passed Harrison Ford in traffic! We both have a black Prius. But only one of us has a light saber for a penis!

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6709830309" rel="external">15-12-2009 22:24:12</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://orangatame.com/products/twitterberry/" rel="nofollow">TwitterBerry</a></span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5378055728" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Rob Huebel" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/robhuebel_n" alt="robhuebel" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
		<div class="tw_entry-content">
				Bank teller: "Are you that douchebag from I Love You, Man?" (I nod) He goes, "I fucking knew it!"

		</div>
	</div>
	<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;font-style:italic;margin-left:110px">
		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/5378055728" rel="external">3-11-2009 00:42:11</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://orangatame.com/products/twitterberry/" rel="nofollow">TwitterBerry</a></span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
		</p>
	</div>
</div></code></p>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5481114597" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				I heard Taco Bell's black taco is getting busy with a lot of white girls.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/5481114597" rel="external">6-11-2009 15:36:23</a></span> 
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				Someone should start a chain of members-only bathrooms. Clean, private, nationwide. Fuck. Do I have to think of everything?

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/5632051839" rel="external">11-11-2009 22:53:56</a></span> 
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				Someone just sent me one of those dumb videos where you look closely and then a scary ghost pops up and screams. I have poop in my hands.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/5266820668" rel="external">29-10-2009 19:23:12</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				I've had nothing to eat all day.  Except for 2 pairs of EDIBLE PANTIES.  Because that's the way I live my life.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/5185990487" rel="external">26-10-2009 23:16:26</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				Tried to skype my brother while flying. Didn't work but I think I invented time-travel you guys! Look at all these fucking dinosaurs!

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/4898490732" rel="external">15-10-2009 20:59:22</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://orangatame.com/products/twitterberry/" rel="nofollow">TwitterBerry</a></span> 
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel" title="Twitter page : Rob Huebel" rel="external">robhuebel</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Rob Huebel)</strong>
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				Universal Halloween horror. Shrek's dong is in fact green.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/4983293546" rel="external">19-10-2009 04:21:45</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://orangatame.com/products/twitterberry/" rel="nofollow">TwitterBerry</a></span> 
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember the first time I saw "The Onion" when I was a kid and for lack of better phrasing The Onion is simply brilliant.  If you want to achieve a funny Twitter Stream you should  then skip my so-so intro and scroll down the blog post to their "Latest Tweet" and follow them Now!  Just reading the headlines as they appear in your Twitter Stream will have you laughing. ]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span class="more_less">I remember the first time I saw &quot;The Onion&quot; when I was a kid and for lack of better phrasing The Onion is simply brilliant.&nbsp; If you want to achieve a funny Twitter Stream you should&nbsp; then skip my so-so intro and scroll down the blog post to their &quot;Latest Tweet&quot; and follow them Now!&nbsp; Just reading the headlines as they appear in your Twitter Stream will have you laughing.&nbsp; Click on a news story that accompanies that headline and you will be sent to <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index">The Onion&#39;s Website</a> for more results of funny. <br />
	</span></span><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 16px;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">The Onion was making a mockery of the news way before Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert even got started&#8230;.but didn&#39;t reach &quot;success&quot; until the creation of it&#39;s website in 1996 which gave them a National Audience.&nbsp; The Onion originally started in 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin by college students and slowly but surely spread their news via word of mouth to other colleges and universities.<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">In 2007 The Onion started &quot;The Onion News Network&quot; which is the CNN of Satirical news&#8230;only better! A few of their News Videos are featured at the bottom of this post.</span></p>
<p class="welcomemessage"><span style="font-size: 16px;">In 2009 The Onion won the Peabody award for &quot;the satirical tabloid&#39;s online send-up of 24 hour cable TV news was hilarious, trenchant and not infrequently hard to distinguish from the real thing&quot;.</span><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none;"> </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">Scroll down for Some of The Onion&#39;s Funny Twitter Updates and Stories that have been featured on <a href="http://www.funny-tweets.com">Funny-Tweets.com</a><br />
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<h2><span style="font-size: 20px;">Top Funny Twitter Tweet from The Onion<br />
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6308031725" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="The Onion" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/TheOnion_n" alt="TheOnion" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="Twitter page : The Onion" rel="external">TheOnion</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(The Onion)</strong>
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				[video] Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked <a href="http://bit.ly/7VziaF" rel="external">http://bit.ly/7VziaF</a>

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/6308031725" rel="external">3-12-2009 16:38:12</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="The Onion" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/TheOnion_n" alt="TheOnion" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="Twitter page : The Onion" rel="external">TheOnion</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(The Onion)</strong>
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				Obama Tells Nation He's Going Out For Cigarettes <a href="http://bit.ly/7YGkkN" rel="external">http://bit.ly/7YGkkN</a>

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/6254132718" rel="external">2-12-2009 01:15:24</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="The Onion" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/TheOnion_n" alt="TheOnion" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="Twitter page : The Onion" rel="external">TheOnion</a></em>
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			<strong>(The Onion)</strong>
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				Sports: Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame <a href="http://bit.ly/4MyXnw" rel="external">http://bit.ly/4MyXnw</a>

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/6372834840" rel="external">5-12-2009 16:24:57</a></span> 
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="The Onion" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/TheOnion_n" alt="TheOnion" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" title="Twitter page : The Onion" rel="external">TheOnion</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(The Onion)</strong>
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				[audio] Coroner To Work From Home Today <a href="http://ow.ly/15Zgzm" rel="external">http://ow.ly/15Zgzm</a>

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		<title>Chris D&#8217;Elia Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedians of Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris D'elia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris D'Elia is certainly a favorite around here as he can be on nearly EVERY Funny Tweet post on this site.  Odd, off the wall and very hilarious... you must go see his live comedy (some of which is featured below in video).  ]]></description>
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<h1 style="text-align: center;">Chris D&#39;Elia Funny Twitter Tweets</h1>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">Chris D&#39;Elia is certainly a favorite around here as he can be on nearly EVERY Funny Tweet post on this site.&nbsp; Odd, off the wall and very hilarious&#8230; you must go see his live comedy (some of which is featured below in video).&nbsp; Chris is a Los Angeles based comedian who can be found at The Comedy Store &amp; Laugh Factory in the LA Comedy scene (I do not like using this phrase but cannot come up with anything better at the moment and feel like a douche who just said &quot;That&#39;s SO LA&quot;). </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">Chris Explains </span><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span>&quot;</span><span class="more_less">I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I wanna move around. In fact, it&#39;s hard for me to write a joke where I don&#39;t end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way I know no comics will steal my shit. Too many bruises.&quot; </span></span><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 16px;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">Go visit his website and see where he is playing next or friend him on 1 of the major social networks where he is very active. <a href="http://www.chrisdelia.com/">ChrisDelia.com</a><br />
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<p class="welcomemessage"><span style="font-size: 16px;">In a personal interview Chris told us </span><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span>&quot;</span>Go Visit My website. Clicking something will open up a little window which you can move around and place anywhere you want. It gives you the illusion that you actually have some control on MY website (you don&#39;t). Whatever. Clicking &quot;Home&quot; will clear the page of all the stuff you&#39;ve opened. Have fun.&quot;&#8211;This is actually on his website, nothing personal about it</span><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none;"> <br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">Scroll down for Some of His Best Tweets from Twitter &amp; Some Stand Up Video!<br />
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<h2><span style="font-size: 20px;">LATEST TWEET<br />
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<h2><span style="font-size: 20px;">Top Chris D&#39;Elia Twitter Tweets</span></h2>
<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw4844101515" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
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			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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				"Ejaculate" shouldn't just be strictly a sexual term. I should be able to "ejaculate" out of a restaurant (leave quickly).

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/4844101515" rel="external">13-10-2009 20:45:23</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw4844699789" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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	</div>
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				I'm pretty good at being able to tell how people's breaths are going to smell without even meeting them. Matt Damon? Bad breath.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/4844699789" rel="external">13-10-2009 21:12:27</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw4840486821" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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				I don't own a gun. But if I did I would carry it around and when people took pictures of me I would always pose with it.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/4840486821" rel="external">13-10-2009 17:58:09</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw4638731135" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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				Hey, there should be more zombie movies and also more vampire movies. Fuckin' psych.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/4638731135" rel="external">5-10-2009 21:54:34</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5253330740" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
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		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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				Here's a saying I just made up, "Even the greatest of boobs shall eventually sag." It basically means, "Live it up while you still can."

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/5253330740" rel="external">29-10-2009 07:05:20</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5143220360" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
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				I would never follow a girl on twitter because of how hot she is. But I would in real life.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/5143220360" rel="external">25-10-2009 08:19:17</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw4909042066" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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				"Yo we're gonna wear them all night, right bro?" <a href="http://pic.gd/8847f4" rel="external">http://pic.gd/8847f4</a>

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		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/4909042066" rel="external">16-10-2009 05:12:21</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw4927423855" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
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				Making love to the Eric Clapton song "It's In The Way That You Use It" at 4 PM with no condom on is the most serious thing you can do.

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		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/4927423855" rel="external">16-10-2009 22:05:40</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
			</small>
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	</div>
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw4976594890" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
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				Glenn Beck was for sure the kid that took karate for 8 months when he was 12 and then he thought he could beat up anybody.

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			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/4976594890" rel="external">18-10-2009 22:58:07</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
				<span></span>
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5049453157" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
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		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_full-name">
			<strong>(Chris D'Elia)</strong>
		</div>
	</div>
	<div class="tw_content" style="float: left; width: 500px; font: 20pt Georgia, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: normal;">
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				I've scientifically figured out the most female thing to say ever. It's this; "I just kinda do my own thing."

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		<p class="tw_meta tw_entry-meta" style="margin: 0;padding-top:5px">
			<small>
				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/5049453157" rel="external">21-10-2009 18:40:45</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5962658703" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
	<div class="tw_user-info" style="padding:10px 10px 5px 0;float:left;text-align:center;width:100px;">
		<div class="tw_thumb">
			<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Chris D'Elia" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/chrisdelia_n" alt="chrisdelia" /></a>
		</div>
		<div class="tw_screen-name">
			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia" title="Twitter page : Chris D'Elia" rel="external">chrisdelia</a></em>
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				When I talk to boring people I wanna shit my pants. When they say "What's that smell?" I'd say "I just shit myself because you're boring."

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/5962658703" rel="external">23-11-2009 01:47:38</a></span> 
				<span>from web</span> 
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				What makes the faces I do during intercourse so incredible is the fact that I'm so natural about it. I don't force anything.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/5475505384" rel="external">6-11-2009 10:30:52</a></span> 
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				The only thing dorkier than being totally obsessed with online gaming is being over 35 and getting into MMA and wearing TAPOUT shirts.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/5518654874" rel="external">8-11-2009 00:03:45</a></span> 
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				This. Fucking. Killed me. <a href="http://bit.ly/vlqvM" rel="external">http://bit.ly/vlqvM</a>

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				When I see some gay guys I just wanna be like, "Yo we get it. You're gay."

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				Dry-humping is THE SHIT (chicks).

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				Hey, Philip Seymour Hoffman.  Just be Phil Hoffman and stop being all like "I have three names".

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A great &#34;Roaster&#34; &#38; Entertaining Comic.&#160; Though she is based out of Los Angeles (Like most comics looking for work in both comedy and acting) she can often be found touring the Country at various comedy clubs.&#160; Whitney is a University of Penn alumni and originally hails from Washington, DC.&#160; She got her start in da biz (that&#39;s what douche&#39;s in Hollywood Call it) on MTV&#39;s Punk&#39;d.&#160; She also wrote, co-executive produced and performed stand-up on the comedy series &#34;Live! Nude! Comedy!&#34; for Showtime. She is ...]]></description>
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<h1 style="text-align: center;">Whitney Cummings Funny Twitter Tweets</h1>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">A great &quot;Roaster&quot; &amp; Entertaining Comic.&nbsp; Though she is based out of Los Angeles (Like most comics looking for work in both comedy and acting) she can often be found touring the Country at various comedy clubs.&nbsp; Whitney is a University of Penn alumni and originally hails from Washington, DC.&nbsp; She got her start in da biz (that&#39;s what douche&#39;s in Hollywood Call it) on MTV&#39;s Punk&#39;d.&nbsp; <span class="more_less">She also wrote, co-executive produced and performed stand-up on the comedy series &quot;<a href="http://www.livenudecomedy.com/" target="_blank">Live! Nude! Comedy!</a>&quot; for Showtime. </span><span>She is a near regular on the TV Show </span><span class="more_less"><a href="http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/chelsea/index.jsp" target="_blank">Chelsea Lately</a></span><span> and can be found in pretty much EVERY Funny Tweet Post on This Site.&nbsp; </span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span>Friend her on all the major Social Networks and Go Follow her NOW on Twitter! And don&#39;t forget to visit her website <a href="http://www.whitneycummings.com/">WhitneyCummings.com</a> to book her in your town or pick up her latest CD &quot;<a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=329271509&amp;s=143441">Emotional Ninja</a>&quot;&nbsp; &lt;&#8211;&nbsp; itunes link<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;">Scroll down for Some of Her Best Tweets from Twitter &amp; Some Stand Up Video!<br />
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<h2><span style="font-size: 20px;">LATEST TWEET<br />
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<h2><span style="font-size: 20px;">Top Whitney Cummings Twitter Tweets<br />
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6208724205" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				I think the term "crotchless underwear" is crass. I prefer "vagina snorkel."

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/6208724205" rel="external">30-11-2009 18:18:17</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw6230614009" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				Got invited to game night only I was under the impression we were playing mind games. I passed go and convinced someone they'd die alone.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/6230614009" rel="external">1-12-2009 09:31:17</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5221933912" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				I think it's weird that in Dirty Dancing that one girl had an abortion yet the lead character's name is Baby.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5221933912" rel="external">28-10-2009 04:05:48</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5193584529" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				I'm not into sex tapes. You have to set up a camera...I don't want to have to put batteries in two things before I have sex.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5193584529" rel="external">27-10-2009 04:52:33</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5156639750" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				A girlfriend just suggested we do a "girls night." That's basically like saying "let's go out and pay for our own drinks!"

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5156639750" rel="external">25-10-2009 21:44:36</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5151454198" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				Do strippers have dreams about going to work with clothes on?

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5151454198" rel="external">25-10-2009 17:41:24</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5134842508" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				They say violent movies cause violence? No. High school musical makes me want to punch someone in the face.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5134842508" rel="external">25-10-2009 00:04:56</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5133371369" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				I bet cheerleaders are really good at faking orgasms.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5133371369" rel="external">24-10-2009 22:52:05</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5731824796" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				Just watched a UFC fight. I think. It was either that or some very conceptual gay porn.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5731824796" rel="external">15-11-2009 08:02:31</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span> 
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<p><code><div class="quotedtweet" id="tw5755729998" style="background-color:#eef;padding:5px;margin-bottom:5px">
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Whitney Cummings" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/WhitneyCummings_n" alt="WhitneyCummings" /></a>
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			<em><a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings" title="Twitter page : Whitney Cummings" rel="external">WhitneyCummings</a></em>
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			<strong>(Whitney Cummings)</strong>
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				To eliminate competition in the douche industry, Summers Eve and Ed Hardy should probably just do a merger.

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				<span>On <a href="http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/5755729998" rel="external">16-11-2009 03:51:46</a></span> 
				<span>from <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> 
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		<title>Funny People To Follow on Twitter</title>
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<h1 style="text-align: center;">Funny People To Follow On Twitter</h1>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: georgia,serif;">Here is a list of the Funny Comedians, Actors, Sports Athletes &amp; Overall Funny Tweeters that we currently follow.&nbsp; If you are new to Twitter or have become frustrated with it then we recommend you Unfollow all the lame people you currently follow and start following these people who have proven that not ALL of their Tweets are boring!<br />
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			<a href="http://twitter.com/YourFunnyTweets" title="Adam Moore" class="quoting_pic" rel="external"><img src="http://img.tweetimag.es/i/YourFunnyTweets_n" alt="YourFunnyTweets" /></a>
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<h2>Our List of Funny People (In No&nbsp; Particular Order)</h2>
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