RT @WillSasso: Dream Log 9/7/10: Punched my way out of giant oyster. Ate in restaurant where everyone had my face. Threesome with Katy P ... YourFunnyTweets
RT @scottcomedy: Ben Rothlisberger has turned to the bible for redemption. Thatâs great but why do I think his favorite part will be Sod ... YourFunnyTweets