What happened in this first month of the Decade?? Well according to the Tweets below a sports guy took a dump in someone’s shoes, The Golden Globes & The Grammy’s were made fun of (See the Taylor Swift String Below), Conan Lost His Job, The State of The Union was determined F’d and The Sensation that is Pants on The Ground was released.

I remember the first time I saw “The Onion” when I was a kid and for lack of better phrasing The Onion is simply brilliant. If you want to achieve a funny Twitter Stream you should then skip my so-so intro and scroll down the blog post to their “Latest Tweet” and follow them Now! Just reading the headlines as they appear in your Twitter Stream will have you laughing.

I vow to workout, it’s a New year, What will 2010 Hold? Who Will Be The Big Shit of the New Decade? How Will My Office Party Antics of 2009 Effect My Employment in 2010? Why Do We Always Begin A New and Fresh Year Hungover?? All the Answers to What 2010 has in store for us can be found in this Twitter Post, I promise.