http://www.funny-tweets.com FUNNY-TWEETS.com - A Funny Tweet Is The New Haiku - It's The American Proverb Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:08:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 Rob Huebel's Funny Twitter Tweets & More Many of you may not know who Rob Huebel exactly is but I am SURE you have seen him somewhere.  Rob gets special placement because he hails from South Carolina (Where I live) but get's less preference because he attended Clemson University...the Arch Rival of My University of South Carolina Gamecocks.  So in the end, it's all the same.  Rob Huebel is an Actor/Comedian who is currently active writing. producing and performing for his MTV sketch Show "The Human Giant" [1].  He can also be recognized as an extreme form of "LA douchebag" in The Hilarious Movie "I love You Man".  He has produced The Daily Show and been a character actor on Late Night With Conan O'Brien, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development & a panelist for Worst Week Ever on VH1. If that isn't enough to jog your memory, I am sure most of you have seen a movie in the past few years.  Rob play's the "Inconsiderate Cell Phone Guy" before the movie starts.  You can see that video further down the page along with multiple video's on Rob's website robhuebel.com [2]. So this website is about Twitter and Rob Huebel is a master of Obscure, sometimes worrisome Funny Tweets.  He and a group of fellow actors/comedians/waiters started "TwitFlix".  TwitFlix is a flipping fantastic idea and how it started was when this group of 30 people or so decided to go see the Premier of Crank 2:High Voltage and live tweet throughout the movie.  There was some controversy over the first Twitflix, NOT by people who were actually attended the movie but by of course some old whiney movie producers and critics. Down Below you will find Rob's latest tweet as well as a collection of His Funny Tweet's that have been posted on this site and a couple videos. [wpfp-link]   Rob Huebel's Most Recent Tweet [3] Rob Huebel's Featured Twitter Tweets [quotetweet tweetid=9453816057] [quotetweet tweetid=9495213502] [quotetweet tweetid=9537920102] [quotetweet tweetid=9607805682] [quotetweet tweetid=8215230137] [quotetweet tweetid=8253940539] [quotetweet tweetid=7098341811] [quotetweet tweetid=7381243783] [quotetweet tweetid=6483629111] [quotetweet tweetid=6646834783] [quotetweet tweetid=6752081899] [quotetweet tweetid=6298393914] [quotetweet tweetid=6354755269] [quotetweet tweetid=6437546582] [quotetweet tweetid=6514126398] [quotetweet tweetid=6514330948] [quotetweet tweetid=6514633171] [quotetweet tweetid=6646834783] [quotetweet tweetid=6709830309] [quotetweet tweetid=5378055728] [quotetweet tweetid=5481114597] [quotetweet tweetid=5632051839] [quotetweet tweetid=5266820668] [quotetweet tweetid=5185990487] [quotetweet tweetid=4898490732] [quotetweet tweetid=4983293546] [wpfp-link]       [1] http://thehumangiant.com/ [2] http://robhuebel.com/ [3] http://twitter.com/robhuebel http://www.funny-tweets.com/rob-huebel-twitter/ I Has Twitter?   Those of you having trouble understanding this "Whole Twitter thing"...Twitter can best be described  as sending a text message to the world in 140 characters or less because who has time for proper English anymore.  Soon we will be speaking all in abbreviations (The new Morse Code). What has been going down in the Short Month of February?  Well we have black history month, The Olympics began (The whitest sports ever), we have tweets about prescription drugs, drugs in general, weed (not a drug), drinking, sex, Tiger Woods sex (He's clearly a Pro on and off the Course).  We have new made up Cusswords and some great links to stories and videos.  Keep sending us YourFunnyTweets and recommending Funny People to Follow - Thanks!   Grab our attention, Follow Us and/or send your Funny tweet via @YourFunnyTweets [1].      Tweet directly at us right now or just send out a Twitter message using this tool ---->> [quotetweet tweetid=7523793451]   [wpfp-link]   [quotetweet tweetid=9120761666] [quotetweet tweetid=9122902404] [quotetweet tweetid=9124661791] [quotetweet tweetid=9125473360] [quotetweet tweetid=9127525192] [quotetweet tweetid=9127554578] [quotetweet tweetid=9127554578] [quotetweet tweetid=9127826026] [quotetweet tweetid=9129375369] [quotetweet tweetid=9133337771] 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Also if You Would Like Your Funny Tweet to Be Included in Our Next Blog Post Just Tweet Something Funny to @YourFunnyTweets [1]  Using This Tool Here ----->>>   We would Like to Thank Matt Braunger Who Brought This Hilarious Video Into Our Life   [wpfp-link]   [quotetweet tweetid=9082878557]   Thank You Matt!   [quotetweet tweetid=8503562842] [quotetweet tweetid=8532573757] [quotetweet tweetid=8534157708] [quotetweet tweetid=8544892297] [quotetweet tweetid=8544980004] [quotetweet tweetid=8547496795] [quotetweet tweetid=8565733151] [quotetweet tweetid=8565950494] [quotetweet tweetid=8566535236] [quotetweet tweetid=8569319376] [quotetweet tweetid=8570597001] [quotetweet tweetid=8570956447] [quotetweet tweetid=8571424766] [quotetweet tweetid=8572772087] [quotetweet tweetid=8583277551] [quotetweet tweetid=8606882642] [quotetweet tweetid=8610422630] [quotetweet tweetid=8611139933] [quotetweet tweetid=8612147089] [quotetweet tweetid=8613045874] [quotetweet tweetid=8613162066] [quotetweet 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Well according to the Tweets below a sports guy took a dump in someone's shoes,  The Golden Globes & The Grammy's were made fun of (See the Taylor Swift String Below), Conan Lost His Job The State of The Union was determined F'd and The Sensation that is Pants on The Ground was released.    This is all you need to know about what happened in January 2010. To continue to make fun of this great time in our lives please comment below and.... 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the news way before Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert even got started....but didn't reach "success" until the creation of it's website in 1996 which gave them a National Audience.  The Onion originally started in 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin by college students and slowly but surely spread their news via word of mouth to other colleges and universities. In 2007 The Onion started "The Onion News Network" which is the CNN of Satirical news...only better! A few of their News Videos are featured at the bottom of this post. In 2009 The Onion won the Peabody award for "the satirical tabloid's online send-up of 24 hour cable TV news was hilarious, trenchant and not infrequently hard to distinguish from the real thing".   Scroll down for Some of The Onion's Funny Twitter Updates and Stories that have been featured on Funny-Tweets.com [2]   [wpfp-link]   LATEST TWEET [3]   Top Funny Twitter Tweet from The Onion [quotetweet tweetid=6308031725] [quotetweet tweetid=6254132718] [quotetweet tweetid=6372834840] [quotetweet tweetid=5409354200] [quotetweet tweetid=5980372666] [quotetweet tweetid=5070783172] [quotetweet tweetid=5177887440] [quotetweet tweetid=4917317676] [quotetweet tweetid=4944375067] [quotetweet tweetid=4866190260] [quotetweet tweetid=4641292660] [quotetweet tweetid=8112271324] [quotetweet tweetid=7951369101] [quotetweet tweetid=7827194848] [quotetweet tweetid=7754758754] [quotetweet tweetid=7448084406] [quotetweet tweetid=7301597546]   Video From The Onion News Network 24 Hour News!         [1] http://www.theonion.com/content/index [2] http://www.funny-tweets.com [3] http://twitter.com/TheOnion http://www.funny-tweets.com/the-onions-twitter/   I vow to workout, it's a New year, What will 2010 Hold? Who Will Be The Big Shit of the New Decade? How Will My Office Party Antics of 2009 Effect My Employment in 2010? Why Do We Always Begin A New and Fresh Year Hungover?? All the Answers to What 2010 has in store for us can be found in this Twitter Post, I promise.   [wpfp-link]   Don't Forget to Follow Me   [quotetweet tweetid=7523793451]     [quotetweet tweetid=7096093128] [quotetweet tweetid=7098341811] [quotetweet tweetid=7100335141] [quotetweet tweetid=7101756768] [quotetweet tweetid=7102934154] [quotetweet tweetid=7104230609] [quotetweet tweetid=7111689077] [quotetweet tweetid=7112082958] [quotetweet tweetid=7114725068] [quotetweet tweetid=7115171152] [quotetweet tweetid=7116581543] [quotetweet tweetid=7119455884] [quotetweet tweetid=7132431557] [quotetweet tweetid=7133421369] [quotetweet tweetid=7135138381] [quotetweet tweetid=7136927084] [quotetweet tweetid=7140630760] [quotetweet tweetid=7147420010] [quotetweet tweetid=7168648775] [quotetweet tweetid=7168840244] [quotetweet tweetid=7169115908] [quotetweet tweetid=7171488803] [quotetweet tweetid=7172882313] [quotetweet tweetid=7174722706] [quotetweet tweetid=7175718991] [quotetweet 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Ahh yes the holidays, that time when everyone is either extremely over excited over it all OR they feel they are performing "The Feats of Strength" each year and are dicks.  First some "Airing of Grievances" We have added new comedians to our “feature” list…head over there and check out our Chirs D’Elia [1] and Whitney Cummings [2] Funny Tweet Pages when you are done with this post.  They are 2 of the funniest people you can follow. And don’t forget to follow me! All I pretty much do is retweet Funny Tweets n Shiz   [quotetweet tweetid=6776077179]   Also, next week look for our Chirstmas/Holiday/Festivus Tweet Post.   [quotetweet tweetid=6208724205] [quotetweet tweetid=6228450519] [quotetweet tweetid=6230054294] [quotetweet tweetid=6231409459] [quotetweet tweetid=6232945017] [quotetweet tweetid=6235925346] [quotetweet tweetid=6237040748] [quotetweet tweetid=6238119302] [quotetweet tweetid=6242749258] [quotetweet tweetid=6243394633] [quotetweet tweetid=6243825395] [quotetweet tweetid=6244433429] [quotetweet tweetid=6244515502] [quotetweet tweetid=6250646695] [quotetweet tweetid=6251162037] [quotetweet tweetid=6251826585] [quotetweet tweetid=6251913697] [quotetweet tweetid=6252743724] [quotetweet tweetid=6254132718] [quotetweet tweetid=6257100644] [quotetweet tweetid=6295283139] [quotetweet tweetid=6296384548] [quotetweet tweetid=6298393914] [quotetweet tweetid=6308031725] [quotetweet tweetid=6310203578] [quotetweet tweetid=6312098930] [quotetweet tweetid=6312168044] [quotetweet tweetid=6313184215] [quotetweet tweetid=6313370773] [quotetweet tweetid=6313555677] [quotetweet tweetid=6354755269] [quotetweet tweetid=6356688188] [quotetweet tweetid=6360985681] [quotetweet tweetid=6362764429] [quotetweet tweetid=6364703253] [quotetweet tweetid=6366507526] [quotetweet tweetid=6370695996] [quotetweet tweetid=6372510111] [quotetweet tweetid=6372834840] [quotetweet tweetid=6375171430] [quotetweet tweetid=6376740388] [quotetweet tweetid=6386649552] [quotetweet tweetid=6392419042] [quotetweet tweetid=6406752948] [quotetweet tweetid=6408019392] [quotetweet tweetid=6409673426] [quotetweet tweetid=6410140476] [quotetweet tweetid=6412642485] [quotetweet tweetid=6416083775] [quotetweet tweetid=6423111453] [quotetweet tweetid=6432360945] [quotetweet tweetid=6434265867] [quotetweet tweetid=6434709057] [quotetweet tweetid=6436950426] [quotetweet tweetid=6437546582] [quotetweet tweetid=6454217503] [quotetweet tweetid=6454653118] [quotetweet tweetid=6474839825] [quotetweet tweetid=6477084539] [quotetweet tweetid=6478185166] [quotetweet tweetid=6481689513] [quotetweet tweetid=6482216912] [quotetweet tweetid=6488149924] [quotetweet tweetid=6500297160] [quotetweet tweetid=6503185413] [quotetweet tweetid=6504046200] [quotetweet tweetid=6504595223] [quotetweet tweetid=6506074905] [quotetweet tweetid=6506142199] [quotetweet tweetid=6512162483] [quotetweet tweetid=6514126398] [quotetweet tweetid=6514330948] [quotetweet tweetid=6514633171] [quotetweet tweetid=6515595741] [quotetweet tweetid=6516562428] [quotetweet tweetid=6576142627] [quotetweet tweetid=6577225169] [quotetweet tweetid=6578988439] [quotetweet tweetid=6579404205] [quotetweet tweetid=6579748104] [quotetweet tweetid=6580937069] [quotetweet tweetid=6582335085] [quotetweet tweetid=6585805291] [quotetweet tweetid=6586466668] [quotetweet tweetid=6589138376] [quotetweet tweetid=6591673316] [quotetweet tweetid=6593758331] [quotetweet tweetid=6598891320] [quotetweet tweetid=6602248308] [quotetweet tweetid=6579404205] [quotetweet tweetid=6602250243] [quotetweet tweetid=6604844755] [quotetweet tweetid=6609186568] [quotetweet tweetid=6611845363] [quotetweet tweetid=6614040608] [quotetweet tweetid=6624707147] [quotetweet tweetid=6646834783] [quotetweet tweetid=6647019246] [quotetweet tweetid=6649521098] [quotetweet tweetid=6666119766] [quotetweet tweetid=6668688795] [quotetweet tweetid=6674148282] [quotetweet tweetid=6700471120] [quotetweet tweetid=6705687835] [quotetweet tweetid=6705837674] [quotetweet tweetid=6707994806] [quotetweet tweetid=6709830309] [quotetweet tweetid=6712518685] [quotetweet tweetid=6712775117] [quotetweet tweetid=6715730065] [quotetweet tweetid=6715739592] [quotetweet tweetid=6718478033] [quotetweet tweetid=6721863130] [quotetweet tweetid=6731354989] [quotetweet tweetid=6735563160] [quotetweet tweetid=6735943570] [wpfp-link]         [1] http://www.funny-tweets.com/chris-delia-twitter/ [2] http://www.funny-tweets.com/whitney-cummings-twitter/ http://www.funny-tweets.com/funny-twitter-updates-december09/ Chris D'Elia Funny Twitter Tweets   Chris D'Elia is certainly a favorite around here as he can be on nearly EVERY Funny Tweet post on this site.  Odd, off the wall and very hilarious... you must go see his live comedy (some of which is featured below in video).  Chris is a Los Angeles based comedian who can be found at The Comedy Store & Laugh Factory in the LA Comedy scene (I do not like using this phrase but cannot come up with anything better at the moment and feel like a douche who just said "That's SO LA"). Chris Explains  "I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I wanna move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way I know no comics will steal my shit. Too many bruises."   Go visit his website and see where he is playing next or friend him on 1 of the major social networks where he is very active. ChrisDelia.com [1] In a personal interview Chris told us  "Go Visit My website. Clicking something will open up a little window which you can move around and place anywhere you want. It gives you the illusion that you actually have some control on MY website (you don't). Whatever. Clicking "Home" will clear the page of all the stuff you've opened. Have fun."--This is actually on his website, nothing personal about it   Scroll down for Some of His Best Tweets from Twitter & Some Stand Up Video!   [wpfp-link]   LATEST TWEET [2]   Top Chris D'Elia Twitter Tweets [quotetweet tweetid=4844101515] [quotetweet tweetid=4844699789] [quotetweet tweetid=4840486821] [quotetweet tweetid=4638731135] [quotetweet tweetid=5253330740] [quotetweet tweetid=5143220360] [quotetweet tweetid=4909042066] [quotetweet tweetid=4927423855] [quotetweet tweetid=4976594890] [quotetweet tweetid=5049453157] [quotetweet tweetid=5962658703] [quotetweet tweetid=5475505384] [quotetweet tweetid=5518654874] [quotetweet tweetid=5573004959] [quotetweet tweetid=5601444573] [quotetweet tweetid=5943993296] [quotetweet tweetid=5960281868]     Jokes.com [3]   Chris D'Elia - Germans [4] comedians.comedycentral.com [5] Joke of the Day [6] Stand-Up Comedy [7] Free Online Games [8]   Jokes.com [3]   Chris D'Elia - Black Dude Fashion [10] comedians.comedycentral.com [5]   [wpfp-link] Joke of the Day [6] Stand-Up Comedy [7] Free Online Games [8] [1] http://www.chrisdelia.com/ [2] http://twitter.com/chrisdelia [3] http://www.jokes.com [4] http://comedians.comedycentral.com/chris-d-elia/videos/chris-d-elia---germans [5] http://comedians.comedycentral.com/ [6] http://www.jokes.com [7] http://comedians.comedycentral.com/ [8] http://www.comedycentral.com/games/index.jhtml [9] http://www.jokes.com [10] http://comedians.comedycentral.com/chris-d-elia/videos/chris-d-elia---black-dude-fashion [11] http://comedians.comedycentral.com/ [12] http://www.jokes.com [13] http://comedians.comedycentral.com/ [14] http://www.comedycentral.com/games/index.jhtml http://www.funny-tweets.com/chris-delia-twitter/   Whitney Cummings Funny Twitter Tweets     A great "Roaster" & Entertaining Comic.  Though she is based out of Los Angeles (Like most comics looking for work in both comedy and acting) she can often be found touring the Country at various comedy clubs.  Whitney is a University of Penn alumni and originally hails from Washington, DC.  She got her start in da biz (that's what douche's in Hollywood Call it) on MTV's Punk'd.  She also wrote, co-executive produced and performed stand-up on the comedy series "Live! Nude! Comedy! [1]" for Showtime. She is a near regular on the TV Show Chelsea Lately [2] and can be found in pretty much EVERY Funny Tweet Post on This Site.    Friend her on all the major Social Networks and Go Follow her NOW on Twitter! And don't forget to visit her website WhitneyCummings.com [3] to book her in your town or pick up her latest CD "Emotional Ninja [4]"  <--  itunes link   Scroll down for Some of Her Best Tweets from Twitter & Some Stand Up Video!   [wpfp-link]   LATEST TWEET   [5]   Top Whitney Cummings Twitter Tweets [quotetweet tweetid=6208724205] [quotetweet tweetid=6230614009] [quotetweet tweetid=5221933912] [quotetweet tweetid=5193584529] [quotetweet tweetid=5156639750] [quotetweet tweetid=5151454198] [quotetweet tweetid=5134842508] [quotetweet tweetid=5133371369] [quotetweet tweetid=5731824796] [quotetweet tweetid=5755729998]   [wpfp-link]   VIDEO     [wpfp-link] [1] http://www.livenudecomedy.com/ [2] http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/chelsea/index.jsp [3] http://www.whitneycummings.com/ [4] http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=329271509&s=143441 [5] http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings http://www.funny-tweets.com/whitney-cummings-twitter/