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Kanye West Twitter Jokes

19 September 2009 View Comments

Twitter is great because it is information in real time.  Just as soon as the Kanye West / Taylor Swift thing happened there were jokes flying around the Twitterscape within minutes, here are a few and please submit your own jokes in the comments section.

jimtewsjimtewsRT @AndrewZilch: Best part of the VMA Kanyetroversy is the assumption that either singer deserves credit for the making of their video.11:07 AM Sep 14th

Matt BesserMattBesserKanye's rant wouldn't have sounded so bad if he had said it through his autotune.6:39 PM Sep 14th

Kevin Avery KevinAvery3) "Christian Bale, Im'a let you finish…You're talented, but Michael Keaton was one of the best Batman's of all time…"2:48 PM Sep 15th from web

Chris D'EliachrisdeliaBAHAHAHA. Ari's moving up on my Best Tweeter list. RT @AriShaffir: Hey Kanye, nobody cares that much about music videos.1:29 PM Sep 14th from web

Matt BesserMattBesserThank you Kanye, finally someone stood up to Taylor Swift!5:38 PM Sep 14th

Joe SchmittjoeschmittUnless Kanye can catch a pass from Cutler, I just don't care what he does on Sundays.3:27 PM Sep 14th

Chris D'EliachrisdeliaI truly believe that Kanye West really is, in my heart of hearts, a fucking cocksucker… for real. Then again, I've never met him.12:03 AM Sep 14th from web

Matt BesserMattBesserKanye just interrupted Patrick Swayze's ascent to heaven, and said Beyonce deserved to go to heaven more.9:12 PM Sep 14th from web

Philip DeFrancoPhillyDOh Jesus. Now Kanye West just attacked Obama!!! http://bit.ly/10kCrQ12:02 AM Sep 14th

Doug GreathouseArcimediaBeyonce =class Kanye =ass11:44 PM Sep 14th

Doug BensonDougBensonheard that Serena Williams has a tennis ball for Kanye West. #fakerumor9:59 PM Sep 14th from web

Bo BurnhamboburnhamTaylor Swift doesn't care about black people.10:11 PM Sep 13th

Natasha Leggeronatashaleggero"I didn't know my actions was gonna hurt someones feelings" Kanye is like if a 3rd grader was a rap star.10:07 PM Sep 14th from web

Philip DeFrancoPhillyDObama calls Kanye West a JACKASS and Kanye Cries!!! Wow! http://bit.ly/TtIpN11:04 PM Sep 14th

ghettojoehowardghettojoehowardKanye West just interupted Patrick Swayzes funeral to say Micheal Jacksons death was better.5:26 AM Sep 16th

Matt BesserMattBesserKanye just stopped the swine flu, saying the bird flu is the better pandemic.1:42 PM Sep 16th from web

Philip DeFrancoPhillyD #KanyeWestIs sorry, but he wants to let you know your cookies aren't great. Beyonce's sugar cookies are the best in decades.3:50 PM Sep 14th

ScottAukermanEveryone boycott Kanye! How dare he disrupt the sanctity of a twelve-year-old receiving an astronaut- shaped trophy!2:18 AM Sep 14th

birbigsi never thought in my life i'd be saying that i'm "on taylor swift's side" #vmas12:14 AM Sep 14th

Philip DeFrancoPhillyD: #KanyeWestIs scared Kelly Clarkson will eat him because she is angry at him and obviously loves chocolate. —-LMFAOOO 4 days ago from TwitterFon

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