I vow to workout, it’s a New year, What will 2010 Hold? Who Will Be The Big Shit of the New Decade? How Will My Office Party Antics of 2009 Effect My Employment in 2010? Why Do We Always Begin A New and Fresh Year Hungover?? All the Answers to What 2010 has in store for us can be found in this Twitter Post, I promise.

Merry Christmas Funny Twitter Updates, It’s just what you need

Ahh yes the holidays, that time when everyone is either extremely over excited over it all OR they feel they are performing “The Feats of Strength” each year and are dicks. First some “Airing of Grievances”

We have added new comedians to our “feature” list…head over there and check out our Chirs D’Elia and Whitney Cummings Funny Tweet Pages when you are done with this post. They are 2 of the funniest people you can follow.

Chris D’Elia is certainly a favorite around here as he can be on nearly EVERY Funny Tweet post on this site. Odd, off the wall and very hilarious… you must go see his live comedy (some of which is featured below in video).

 
Whitney Cummings Funny Twitter Tweets

 
 
A great "Roaster" & Entertaining Comic.  Though she is based out of Los Angeles (Like most comics looking for work in both comedy and acting) she can often be found touring the Country at various comedy clubs.  Whitney is a University of Penn alumni and originally hails from Washington, DC.  She got her start in da biz (that's what douche's in Hollywood Call it) on MTV's Punk'd.  She also wrote, co-executive produced and performed stand-up on the comedy series "Live! Nude! Comedy!" for Showtime. She is …