RT @MARLONLWAYANS: They say chick norris turned 70 today, that's bullshit! 70 turned just chuck norris! YourFunnyTweets
RT @awkpaupro: Writing w Jess all afternoon. Day drinking in the name of productivity! YourFunnyTweets
RT @JoeMande: The first guy to use fertilizer: "So, I think I'm going to shit on my food. I have a hunch that'll make it taste better." YourFunnyTweets
This is hilariousThisishilarious: To honor the birthday of The Chuck Norris, go to Google & type: "Find Chuck Norris", and click "I'm feeling lucky". 03/10/10 7:40pm
Ahaha this is hilariousthisishilarious: This guy I like...kinda...has a girlfriend who's a mega bitch and I think she was talking about me so... 03/10/10 7:33pm