Rob Huebel's Funny Twitter Tweets & More

Many of you may not know who Rob Huebel exactly is but I am SURE you have seen him somewhere.  Rob gets special placement because he hails from South Carolina (Where I live) but get's less preference because he attended Clemson University…the Arch Rival of My University of South Carolina Gamecocks.  So in the end, it's all the same. 

Rob Huebel is an Actor/Comedian who is currently active writing. producing and performing for his MTV sketch Show "The Human Giant".  He can also be recognized as an extreme form of "LA douchebag" in The Hilarious Movie "I love You Man".  He has produced The Daily Show and been a character actor on Late Night With Conan O'Brien, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development & a panelist for Worst Week Ever on VH1.

If that isn't enough to jog your memory, I am sure most of you have seen a movie in the past few years.  Rob play's the "Inconsiderate Cell Phone Guy" before the movie starts.  You can see that video further down the page along with multiple video's on Rob's website robhuebel.com.

So this website is about Twitter and Rob Huebel is a master of Obscure, sometimes worrisome Funny Tweets.  He and a group of fellow actors/comedians/waiters started "TwitFlix".  TwitFlix is a flipping fantastic idea and how it started was when this group of 30 people or so decided to go see the Premier of Crank 2:High Voltage and live tweet throughout the movie.  There was some controversy over the first Twitflix, NOT by people who were actually attended the movie but by of course some old whiney movie producers and critics.

Down Below you will find Rob's latest tweet as well as a collection of His Funny Tweet's that have been posted on this site and a couple videos.

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(Rob Huebel)

Just got kicked out of my pottery class. I seem to have made one too many dick-shaped things. It's a gift. On 1:13 AM Feb 22nd 2010 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

I sometimes worry when I'm watching internet pornography that somehow my webcam is on. Or that my phone in my pocket has called my mom. On 9:56 PM Feb 22nd 2010 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

Newsflash for all mannequins! You aren't fooling anyone. We don't think you're humans so quit trying to trick us! Idiots. On 6:56 PM Feb 23rd 2010 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

It seems like women's bobsledding teams should invest some money in cameltoe prevention. On 3:13 AM Feb 25th 2010 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

One day I'd like to jump out of a birthday cake and throw an axe at my arch enemy. Is that too much to ask? On 1:15 AM Jan 26th 2010 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

I have a physical today. Some stranger is going to touch my privates. And put something inside of me. And handle my urine. For free. On 10:45 PM Jan 26th 2010 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

I thought farts would sound different around the world but no. On 7:40 PM Dec 27th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

Tension at the dentist's office. His hands were in my mouth and I go, "hope you've never masturbated, ever". Got slapped in face. On 10:28 PM Jan 4th 2010 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

The Charlie Brown Christmas special is on tonight. The one where Linus shoots that reindeer in the face in the busted coke deal. On 2:23 AM Dec 9th 2009 from TwitterBerry

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(Rob Huebel)

Got a Christmas card from an old girlfriend with her kids on it. They are ugly. Could have been avoided if they'd been mine. On 1:31 AM Dec 14th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

I wonder how many people with cameltoe are standing under mistletoe right at this moment. On 3:02 AM Dec 17th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

I just had a glass of V8 juice before bed. Because I enjoy thick and spicy beverages that people soak in when a skunk sprays them. On 8:50 AM Dec 3rd 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

One day I will have my own brand of Vodka called, "LeVar Burton's Slut Juice". On 12:41 AM Dec 5th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

It's raining hard in LA. People are running everywhere terrified. It would be like if Zombies attacked your town. With laser guns. On 6:10 PM Dec 7th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

Guy 2 seats up was watching 'I Love You Man' dvd. Then walked by me, stopped, pointed and goes, "asshole". Kept walking. On 12:24 AM Dec 10th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

You really think that flimsy curtain is keeping me out of 1st class? Show New Moon up there & I'll rip thru that thing like a cheap condom. On 12:31 AM Dec 10th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

The Mile High Club isn't really a club. It's a group. A group of gross people that no one on earth will fuck. On 12:41 AM Dec 10th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

Got a Christmas card from an old girlfriend with her kids on it. They are ugly. Could have been avoided if they'd been mine. On 1:31 AM Dec 14th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

Just passed Harrison Ford in traffic! We both have a black Prius. But only one of us has a light saber for a penis! On 10:24 PM Dec 15th 2009 from TwitterBerry

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(Rob Huebel)

Bank teller: "Are you that douchebag from I Love You, Man?" (I nod) He goes, "I fucking knew it!" On 12:42 AM Nov 3rd 2009 from TwitterBerry

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(Rob Huebel)

I heard Taco Bell's black taco is getting busy with a lot of white girls. On 3:36 PM Nov 6th 2009 from TwitterBerry

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(Rob Huebel)

Someone should start a chain of members-only bathrooms. Clean, private, nationwide. Fuck. Do I have to think of everything? On 10:53 PM Nov 11th 2009 from TwitterBerry

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(Rob Huebel)

Someone just sent me one of those dumb videos where you look closely and then a scary ghost pops up and screams. I have poop in my hands. On 7:23 PM Oct 29th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

I've had nothing to eat all day. Except for 2 pairs of EDIBLE PANTIES. Because that's the way I live my life. On 11:16 PM Oct 26th 2009 from web

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(Rob Huebel)

Tried to skype my brother while flying. Didn't work but I think I invented time-travel you guys! Look at all these fucking dinosaurs! On 8:59 PM Oct 15th 2009 from TwitterBerry

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(Rob Huebel)

Universal Halloween horror. Shrek's dong is in fact green. On 4:21 AM Oct 19th 2009 from TwitterBerry

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