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Comedian Roy Wood Jr’s Twitter

23 April 2010 View Comments

 

I have been a big fan of @RoyWoodJr since I first heard him on the Bob & Tom show back in 2005 but he is now a finalist in NBC's Last Comic Standing.  Now Roy has been doing comedy for much longer than that and you probably will recognize him from his appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Chelsea Lately, BET's Comicview, Last Comic Standing, Def Comedy Jam or you have seen his act while on Tour.  Click to see tour dates

I'm a bit partial to southern comedians (I live in SC) and as I mentioned before Roy Wood Jr represents the South, and does it well.  Roy comes from what is known as the "Dirty South" and that is Alabama.  A place where things can get so dirty they don't even know the price of soap. (For those of you who do not listen to old rap or are not from the South the Term "Dirty South" is not an insult.  It is a term of endearment made popular by either Goodie Mob or Timbaland).

At any rate if you go to Roy Wood Jr's website you will be able to see some of the awesome work he has done for the Troops of The United States as well as listen to some of Roy's hilarious pranks.  I used to prank call people in high school, I loved cd's by Adam Sandler & The Crank Yankers and I am telling you Roy Wood Jr is the best prank callers out there, go check it out.

Here you will find some of Roy Wood Jr's  funny tweets and some stand up video/pranks.  Check him out on Tour, get his comedy CD or at the very least follow him on Twitter & Retweet.

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Roy's Latest Tweet

Watching 'Larry King' on CNN. Michelle Obama's Brother look like a bald headed version of her. eerie resemblance #reggie&cherylmiller

The lady at the front desk breath smell like a pay phone mouthpiece. Should've stayed at a Holiday Inn. #monstermouth

If comedy doesnt work out then ill get a job near Shit Creek selling paddles. #getrichquick

When I have kids. Jack Bauer will be in charge of interrogating them for making bad grades in school. #whoareyouworkingfor?!

Chair wins. Fatality!! http://bit.ly/29mw54

MOM: So the US Navy is gonna fly you out there to do shows on their ships? ME: Yeah MOM: Who you think you are? The Black Bob Hope?

You know its gonna be a good story when it starts w/ "Aye n*gga you remember that chick that got caught stealing BBQ?!"

What's easier? Getting a stolen hand gun w/ the serial numbers scratched off? Or Getting an egg McMuffin @ 10:37 am?

What's easier. Getting an airplane to return to the airport b/c u forgot something. Or Getting an egg McMuffin @ 10:37am? #fuxmacd

Shotout 2 this Mexican leaving Best Buy w/ a 50in flat screen hangin out the truck of a '92 Corolla. #prioritiesinorder

Ahh Laundry Day. Or as I call it. "Sniff everything in my luggage and see if I can get one more wearing out of it...Day"

Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet

 

Chair wins. Fatality!! http://bit.ly/29mw54

"And he said unto his brethren, A man shall not poketh another man on facebook for thine is gayeth" #lostbibleverses

Apt. application approved. 2day is now moving day. Do Mexicans work on Cinco De Mayo? Hope so, I need some help moving.

#badoilspilljokes does this mean the Cubans who swim over to Miami will be mistaken for Hatians?

Love it or hate it. you gotta admit that oil spill is putting up a helluva fight. This should be on Pay-Per-View.

New hobby, Facebooking people who lose on gameshows and tellin em how much they sucked #motivator

Ahhhh the 4th of July. When I get to play my favorite game. "Gunshots or Fireworks?"


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